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ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
Reason:
The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. [Albert Einstein]

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

More Brain Stuff . . .

From Cambridge University.

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

[i noe u all might have read this somewhere.. haha! from amanda's blog maybe, =) nvm. for FUN!]

someone poured DILUTE suphuric acid with magnesium into de water cooler. thank goodness its DILUTE not CONCENTRATED. whah.. duno which inconsiderate person did such an act... boo. im glad i nvr drank water from de water cooler, in fact i nvr drank any water 2day. =X

HAPPY B/D SHIDA! =)

HAVE FUN
brain teasers,
are sure to make you confused
try out the questions 1st and then refer to the answers.
dont cheat
gd luck.

There are 4 questions and also a bonus question.
U would have to answer all.

1.You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.What position are you in?

ANSWER : If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong!If you overtake the second person and you take his place, u r 2nd!

2.If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

answerrr:
how can u actually overtake the last person!?
think harder next time.

3.Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.

Now add another 1000 .

Now add 30.

Add another 1000.

Now add 20.

Now add another 1000

Now add10 ..

What is the total?

answer :
Did u get 5000?
wrong!
haha! its actually 4100.
go get ure calculator.

last question
4. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini 4.Nono.What is the name of the fifth daughter?

ANSWER : nunu?
wrong!
its mary.

refer to the question!!

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush By imitating the action of brushing his teeth. he successfully expresses himself 2 the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask!

Hhaha.

pls allow me, de noobie, to speak in dutch. i guess its dutch.

wat veroorzaakte onze vriendschap om zo te draaien te stremmen en zuur dat noch u noch me bereid bent om dingen op te helderen en weer eens worden verenigd? waarom draait negeerde u altijd uw hoofd wanneer u me ziet volgend, en al vraag die ik aan u heb geleid? waarom vermijdt u ons wanneer wij bereid zijn om u goed te keuren? waarom? ik hoop wij deze barrière kunnen overbruggen en samen weer eens zijn. om het te zetten eerlijk gezegd, hoop ik wij als eens vóór gelieve terug te gekomen kunnen zijn.

once you read this. u might understand wad happened. pls dont go ard spreading stup rumours which dun even exist.

grazie.

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there is a scene...

it is a raining day, but de rain is not heavy at all. a couple walked down from stairs, gng to ride in de car, n realised tt it was raining. Imagine u r de female one. u both have NO umbrella n r not willing to go back to house and get it. wad would u do?

a) stand at de void deck n wait for de guy to drive his car to de nearest spot near u so u wont get too wet [or ruin ur stup make up]..

b) run in de rain with de guy to de car.

i would choose b. u dun need to be so da4 pai2 right. tsk.

IM SAD & TIRED & BORED & ANGRY & FRUSTRATED.

ignore me

im a walking corpse

with no mind

no thinking

no feelings

leave me alone

i might hurt u

.......

wad stup sentences here.

phone i wan! =)

DO YOU KNOW THAT.....

- drinking coke can help you to be more awake? coffee too does de trick!

- women can talk more than 2000-3000 sentences in one day, while men only talk around 200-300 sentences?

- drinking honey water can make you slp peacefully thruout de night?

- sweets make ur brain turn slower??? to rephrase tt, sweets make you stupid. [no wonder im so stup o.O]

- adolf hilter do not have eyelashes? n 1more darkest secret. come ask me. haha.

- china ppl eat dead babies? [RUMOURED to be]

- Camel spiders [in deserts] can grow up to a size BIGGER than ur hand?

- doctors find live worm in patient's eyes? [ooh YUCK]

- toothpaste can effectively remove almost ALL stains on everywhr[walls, shirts..]?

- maggots infest the brain tissue of living human beings? [THIS IS TOO SHOCKING TO B TRUE. but it is.]

- a brown recluse spider bite can make your hand swollen n rot? [tell ya de bad news. de spider can b found in spore. omg. but its RARE.]

- A young woman was sunbathing on the beach and was just about to drop off to sleep, when she felt an insect running along her jawbone and then down her neck. She brushed it away, and thought nothing more of it.
After about a week, she noticed what she thought was a pimple growing and growing. The skin was inflamed and it looked like a blister. Then, one day, she was blow-drying her hair and hit the inflamed spot with her hair dryer. The blistered skin broke open and hundreds of tiny white baby spiders and pus came pouring out of the wound!
It seems that while she was sunbathing, her pores had enlarged enough that a mama spider could deposit her egg sac in one. They incubated under her skin until she smacked herself in the jaw with the hair dryer!

more shocking news coming soon..! OMG. i rather i dun noe anything. but dun think too much..

gonna change seats again le. sian diao...

THANK YOU:
~ huimin [chin]
ty for teaching me how to do maths n stuffs.. :)
~ shida
ty alot for teaching me chem, am n ans all de crappy qns i had asked. ;P
~ paxson
ty for entertaining us with some cold jokes of urs. [pinky, you've got an opponent!] :x
~ qihui
ty for helping me in my work. [but i still sitting beside u, so can continue helping lol]
~yingxian
ty for reviving me when im bored to death. :]
~chunlai
ty for standing my mistakes n etc. =)

thank you peeps. mayb not sitting together again but i will find u all to chat during lunches n free periods. Builders, snappers, cheaters, bluffers all considered & included. wahhaa! ya noe wad i mean. =)

TEST UR REACTION

ps: this is a made up story. DO NOT APPLY TO ANYONE

IMAGINE....
there is a person who has a successful partner[C] behind, supporting A. A has many fren, all of them like A very much. one fine day, A met another person, B. they began vv good frens. A's frens suspected A if A like B, n B's frens wondered if B like A. both parties de frens gathered together n worked out de possiblity. they discussed n realised, sth's wrong! they really like each other. how r they suppposed to tell C? wad would be the outcome of A & B?

I THINK>>>

A & B would not last? haha. C will find out bah, paper cant wrap fire? lols.. scenario abit like Blue Cactus show. lol.

btw, happy youth day! :)

moody. so i use a dull color. cant find a duller one except black.

today is de reopening of school. YAWN. how great is this thingy..? i tot this is still a dr34m. im still in holiday mood. i think i got de mega-holi syndrome. all i recalled during de holi is eat slp remedials. i woke up in de morning, den not long aft [TIME FLIES, I CAN GUARANTEE] i gonna slp liao. do u all realise tt too?? boo. best eg: today. time crawls as if its a snail. or worst, a clock lacking of electrical energy from simple energy cell, de battery [aaah chem].

I STRONGLY SUSPECT TT OUR SCH CLOCK HAS BEEN TAMPERED WITH. vv SLOW! dur.

sleepy. holi hw not done. urgh. my wang de fu [adapted from deadgal] a.m bk3 & my pure geog. not to mention my eng compos & summaries. booo. sian diao. im anti-sch days.

btw, happy birthday pinky! =) u r eligible to watch nc16 movies. ;P

its a HE we're toking here. South Korea actor Lee Joon Ki acted in the King & The Clown. i think this actor is very very chio. haha. sry bout my scanning. ;p

mad about hamsters? below r some hamsters photos! 1st r ah huat, 4/4 class pet. =) others r not ah huat.

ah huat! =)

this look like hollow-man. lols. de eyes...

wedding bells~^^^
YUPP. my uncle's wedding on 18/6/2006.i saw a total of 4 wedding dinners at one same counry club. =P wow auspicious day aren't it??! =) my cousin yy n i are de pan4 lang2. haha.. i briefly describe wad yy n i did n saw.
6++am:
i woke up. vv tired. slept at 2am. gyah...! found out yy n de groom had started preparing.
7am:
makeup timEE!! =)) haha. took quite a while. blech. duno y.
7++am-9am:
travelling to de bride's house.
9+am:
reached le. got a BIG shock of my life. de house VERY BIG! omg. is like 2terrace hse combined together. got cctv somemore. think its de poshiest hse on de whole street of house..
THIS IS WHR MY STORY STARTS. BIG WHOLE CHUNK ABOVE R CRAP. opps =X
according to chi customs, de groom n his brothers muz think of a way to go into de house, to overcome de bride's sisters obstacles [or wadever u call tt] to reach de bride. [understand wad i saying? =X] in total thr r 3 doors to go thru, with alot of sisters guarding each one, with diff kind of games to play with de groom. [lols. plainly for fun actually]
1stly, to go thru de BIG automated gate, de groom n de bros had to gulped down two 1.5litres of Coke to show thier sincerity. of cuz they nvr drink finish!! they drank 1/4 of it n poured de rest into de drain w/ anyone seeing[actually, everyone saw. o.O] my uncle gave de protesting sisters a couple of red packets. guess how much? 4 ringgit! less than S$2. LOLs.
2ndly, de front door. hohum. the bros n groom were like: " hry up lei!!! no time liao! let us thru!!!!" den a struggling war between de 2sexes occur. de men tried to pry open de door n de females r struggling to close de door. hmm. aft like 30+secs they stopped. lols.. de game they played r tt de men had to pose [as in de photo book posed previously by de groom n de bride]. imagine a man wearing de veil n de groom posing like Titanic pose??? cant right. lols.
3rdly, de room door to de bride. finally. de men r dressed up like babies n they took a so-called family photo. haha. one of dem drank an unknown chemical X brewed specially by de sisters. lol. den blah blah... bride come out happy happy.... take photo.. ETC ETC [lols too long to write liao]
ok liao. so wordy. hohum.. photos! =)

taken outside de ultra large bride's house.

taken before de wedding dinner. =)

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