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ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
Reason:
The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. [Albert Einstein]

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

More Brain Stuff . . .

From Cambridge University.

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

[i noe u all might have read this somewhere.. haha! from amanda's blog maybe, =) nvm. for FUN!]

someone poured DILUTE suphuric acid with magnesium into de water cooler. thank goodness its DILUTE not CONCENTRATED. whah.. duno which inconsiderate person did such an act... boo. im glad i nvr drank water from de water cooler, in fact i nvr drank any water 2day. =X

HAPPY B/D SHIDA! =)

HAVE FUN
brain teasers,
are sure to make you confused
try out the questions 1st and then refer to the answers.
dont cheat
gd luck.

There are 4 questions and also a bonus question.
U would have to answer all.

1.You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.What position are you in?

ANSWER : If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong!If you overtake the second person and you take his place, u r 2nd!

2.If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

answerrr:
how can u actually overtake the last person!?
think harder next time.

3.Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.

Now add another 1000 .

Now add 30.

Add another 1000.

Now add 20.

Now add another 1000

Now add10 ..

What is the total?

answer :
Did u get 5000?
wrong!
haha! its actually 4100.
go get ure calculator.

last question
4. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini 4.Nono.What is the name of the fifth daughter?

ANSWER : nunu?
wrong!
its mary.

refer to the question!!

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush By imitating the action of brushing his teeth. he successfully expresses himself 2 the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask!

Hhaha.

pls allow me, de noobie, to speak in dutch. i guess its dutch.

wat veroorzaakte onze vriendschap om zo te draaien te stremmen en zuur dat noch u noch me bereid bent om dingen op te helderen en weer eens worden verenigd? waarom draait negeerde u altijd uw hoofd wanneer u me ziet volgend, en al vraag die ik aan u heb geleid? waarom vermijdt u ons wanneer wij bereid zijn om u goed te keuren? waarom? ik hoop wij deze barrière kunnen overbruggen en samen weer eens zijn. om het te zetten eerlijk gezegd, hoop ik wij als eens vóór gelieve terug te gekomen kunnen zijn.

once you read this. u might understand wad happened. pls dont go ard spreading stup rumours which dun even exist.

grazie.

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there is a scene...

it is a raining day, but de rain is not heavy at all. a couple walked down from stairs, gng to ride in de car, n realised tt it was raining. Imagine u r de female one. u both have NO umbrella n r not willing to go back to house and get it. wad would u do?

a) stand at de void deck n wait for de guy to drive his car to de nearest spot near u so u wont get too wet [or ruin ur stup make up]..

b) run in de rain with de guy to de car.

i would choose b. u dun need to be so da4 pai2 right. tsk.

IM SAD & TIRED & BORED & ANGRY & FRUSTRATED.

ignore me

im a walking corpse

with no mind

no thinking

no feelings

leave me alone

i might hurt u

.......

wad stup sentences here.

phone i wan! =)

DO YOU KNOW THAT.....

- drinking coke can help you to be more awake? coffee too does de trick!

- women can talk more than 2000-3000 sentences in one day, while men only talk around 200-300 sentences?

- drinking honey water can make you slp peacefully thruout de night?

- sweets make ur brain turn slower??? to rephrase tt, sweets make you stupid. [no wonder im so stup o.O]

- adolf hilter do not have eyelashes? n 1more darkest secret. come ask me. haha.

- china ppl eat dead babies? [RUMOURED to be]

- Camel spiders [in deserts] can grow up to a size BIGGER than ur hand?

- doctors find live worm in patient's eyes? [ooh YUCK]

- toothpaste can effectively remove almost ALL stains on everywhr[walls, shirts..]?

- maggots infest the brain tissue of living human beings? [THIS IS TOO SHOCKING TO B TRUE. but it is.]

- a brown recluse spider bite can make your hand swollen n rot? [tell ya de bad news. de spider can b found in spore. omg. but its RARE.]

- A young woman was sunbathing on the beach and was just about to drop off to sleep, when she felt an insect running along her jawbone and then down her neck. She brushed it away, and thought nothing more of it.
After about a week, she noticed what she thought was a pimple growing and growing. The skin was inflamed and it looked like a blister. Then, one day, she was blow-drying her hair and hit the inflamed spot with her hair dryer. The blistered skin broke open and hundreds of tiny white baby spiders and pus came pouring out of the wound!
It seems that while she was sunbathing, her pores had enlarged enough that a mama spider could deposit her egg sac in one. They incubated under her skin until she smacked herself in the jaw with the hair dryer!

more shocking news coming soon..! OMG. i rather i dun noe anything. but dun think too much..

gonna change seats again le. sian diao...

THANK YOU:
~ huimin [chin]
ty for teaching me how to do maths n stuffs.. :)
~ shida
ty alot for teaching me chem, am n ans all de crappy qns i had asked. ;P
~ paxson
ty for entertaining us with some cold jokes of urs. [pinky, you've got an opponent!] :x
~ qihui
ty for helping me in my work. [but i still sitting beside u, so can continue helping lol]
~yingxian
ty for reviving me when im bored to death. :]
~chunlai
ty for standing my mistakes n etc. =)

thank you peeps. mayb not sitting together again but i will find u all to chat during lunches n free periods. Builders, snappers, cheaters, bluffers all considered & included. wahhaa! ya noe wad i mean. =)