Today I'm going to do a fully random post- The Funny Moments of my JC Life.

Inspiration came from last night when I was chatting with WanQian on the all new MSN Messenger!
P.S: Yes yes yes, I knew that the new version came out long ago.
I'm just lazy to install it. Anyway, the new MSN lags my system.

As the title says it all, I'm going to do about ALL the funny photos I can find in my laptop.
Don't be surprised if you see yourself being ridiculous in the photos.
Yes, I'm going to feature the unglam side of ChuanMin too.

NORMALLY, I took photos like that.






JUST FOR TODAY, I'M GOING WILD FOR THE 1ST EVER TIME OF MY LIFE.
Want to see me acting noob?
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But wait, funny moments of my life includes my JC friends too.
So ya, I will feature my friends, then myself.
I hope this post is funny.

Here goes!

JIAHUI!
A very camera shy girl, always reluctant to take photos.
But when we DID manage to take her photos...



Flower!


Nice pose when playing with sand at Sentosa.


Muacks!


To think she is Jolin Cai Tow Kway...
She is a very outgoing person, isn't it?

Next on, EVE!
I hope you won't box me.

No editing, I swear.


Even when she did not do anything, I still think she is funny.


Classic pose in the LT.


The funny things she did..


And her innocent face.

HUIXIN!

So many hands ar!
She is totally tomato red.


Doing the Chuan pose.


Huixin likes to puff her cheeks. I saw her doing this for my whole JC life.
Heez.


The Stamford Raffles pose!


Her signature flashy, brilliant smile!
It's too bright.

YUNXUAN!
Don't think you can escape this.
Haha, nothing escapes Chuan the sneak photographer!
Or Nic the fast photographer!





Not to mention JiaHui kena too.

WANQIAN!
You also got, don't laugh.

Where you looking at wanqian? Hahah.


This is due to Nic's camera zooming up to Wanqian.


Nicole struck again!


WanQian am-chio-ing.

MISS WONG ALSO HAVE.

Who gets a chance to take photos of your teacher blowing a bubble?


Or even advertising for crysanthenum tea?!


Making cheeky faces?


MORE cheeky faces?

Hmmm, I know it is starting to get a bit of anti-climax already.
That is why I left NICOLE for the second last!

I won't call her Chua En Lai for no reason.


Showing the whites of her eyes while drinking.


Showing the whites of her eyes while tying her hair.
Hmmm, Nic, you sure can multi-task by doing different things at the same time.


Emo Nicole.


This is done by Eve during class.
That arrow is pointing to Nic of course.


The ghastly Nicole.


I seriously don't know what are you trying to do, Nicole.


And her funny acts!
Like this pe shirt airing on her bag when we were parading to Causeway Point.


And THAT is Nicole doing that outisde the staff room.
That bag is not a backpack by the way.
It is a shoulder bag. If you know what I mean.
Of course I know bags are carried on shoulders, not knees nor feet.

Lets stop here for a while.
This does not mean that I don't have anymore funny photos!
You might have realised that MOST of the photos are solo-ed.
There are group photos coming up right after my horrendous photos.
I never realised that I had so many solo funny photos.

ME!
Take a deep breath, and go!


I seriously do not look like Water Wally.


I do not know where this came from.
It was given to me by Wanqian.
I guess it must be that NICOLE.


I'm speechless.


After PE.


i do not know what I was looking at then.


I have a hand sized face!


I have a honeystar sized face too.
Am i shrinking?


I was poking Nic's camera.


Constipated look.


Sigh.


This was in Thailand. I'm sure nobody saw this before.
Maybe.
I'm not sure.


I was so darn fierce can.
And hey! I got a left sided fringe!
LOL.





Those are mild dosages.
Here comes the HEAVY ONES!

GRRR.


THAT IS A FRAME.
Not when I was young.
LOL.
IT'S ME!

OH NO.
I better rescue my reputation.

I'm a VERY NORMAL girl.

Does that helps?

Better post some group photos now.
Divert attention away.

Look at EVE.


I know this is small.
But luckily EVE sat at the 1st row, 1st person.
Just look at her face.


EVERYBODY IS FUNNY OVER HERE.


Only wanqian looks normal here.


They are twins. Seriously.
They look so similar.
Their expressions, their heads angle of tilt, even the orientation of the school badges....
Undeniable.


Speak no evil, See no evil, hear no evil.


2 votes to 1! NIC YOU ARE OUT.


Self explanatory.


My reputation is down the drain again.
=.=

EVEN NEOPRINTS!

We spun out of control in the machine.
Laughing THAT wildly.


Jiahui put that cap there.


Pure sense of sastifaction- Jiahui.

WOW!
A bombastic 65 images in this post alone.
Congrats to those who managed to scroll through all until now.
Do you think it is funny?
I somehow think the humour level declines as the post lengthens.

Sigh.
The last laugh before the results.

I AM A SANE PERSON.

Happy Valentine's day.


Photographer: Wanqian

She got this pink rose from her work mate.
Nicee. x)

The 18th Valentine's day spent alone!
Muhahah. No need to pity me, thanks.
I went out with my beloved friends, Nic and Wanqian!
Hmmm, something sounds wrong in that sentence.

ANYWAY, we went out for NTU talks at Suntec.
Saw loads of crowd, and of course, Innovians!
Hi Yunxuan and gang.
Hi Eunice and other IJC friends!
I didn't manage to see fr34ks though. Sian.
I was craning my neck in hope to see some nanhua-rians, but sigh.

Got this nice plastic bag from NTU.
I must admit carrying this around the place makes me look pretty intelligent.
*roars with laughters*
Looks like only mah, can't I even DREAM about me being a NTU student?
Please let me bask in that glory for a couple of minutes.
It won't hurt.

Sigh.

I was particularly restless throughout the 3 talks I attended- business, admin matters and humanities.
WELL, maybe this is a sign that I might not be a student of NTU or some other friendly universities in the future.
TOUCHWOOD, many of my friends said to the pessimistic me.
"Look on the bright side!"
"Sure can do it one."
"Results fix de, don't think too much."
"Just accept it, there will always be a way out."

I must admit, I made up the last sentence myself.
Hhaha.

It is NOT very funny about this kind of things, you know.

A piece of paper determines where you end up for the rest of your life.
You might be working for 8 whole years and still remained at that postion, when some university newbie is getting a higher pay at a higher job position than you.

- WanQian

HORRORS!
Well, since I didn't put in much effort for my big A, I should not get my hopes up too high to enter an university.

SO I SHOULDN'T BE WORRYING ABOUT MY RESULTS ANYMORE!

You reap what you sow!

IT IS FIXED AND NOTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE IT.

So don't go doing nonsensical stuffs to soothe your disturbed soul.
Mainly me, myself and I, will go day dreaming about entering a university.

I think I am going crazy.
What a big, empty talk about universities.
I hope Pet Society can finish their maintainance ASAP.

TGIF!

I'm not scolding vulgarities here. x)
Thank god it's friday!
I hope to have a good weekend ahead.
I'm a 1 month 1 week old temp!
Have not collected my pay slip!
Argh! I can't wait till Monday. Hehhe.

It's Valentine's day tomorrow.
And guess what!

Canon gave me candies!

These candies were featured in Mypaper on Tuesday.



The candies taste nice. xD
Super fruity.
If you guys are interested, the shop is located at Central, basement.
Heee. I don't know where is that though.


Some sweets were customised!!!!
Canon delights + Canon <3 U
Super nice!

I totally can't wait for more upcoming events so I can receive more gifts.
Muahaha. My good 1st job. *grins*

Wishing you all...
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Happy Valentine's day.


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Happy Black Friday.
Welcome to Friday the 13th of Feb.
We are goinf to have a Friday the 13th in March too.
Great.
I wore a flamboyant red polo tee hoping to avoid any disasters coming in my way.
I'm joking.

There is this conversation in the office today.

L (My team leader) : OH BOSS! This swiss chocolate cannot eat liao.
Boss: Why? expired is it? (takes the chocolate)
Boss: Hey Z, if the packaging is still intact, we still can eat it right?
Z: Ya, should be okay. It is not opened yet.
Boss: Then L, can eat. It looks fine to me too.
L: But it expired on 3rd Feb lei. (looking at a technician nearby) Hey, want to eat nice chocolates?
Technician: OHH NOOO. *waves frantically* Thanks.
Boss: Haiya, can eat la. Tomorrow is the weekend, if food poisoning just spend time in the toilet lor.
Z: Ya lor, today friday can la.
Boss: Come, we 3 eat chocolates. Don't waste. We can die together.
Z: Heh. Ya die together. At most LS. Today friday!
L: BUT TODAY IS BLACK FRIDAY!
CM: HEH. *snorts loudly*
Technician looks over with a funny face.

OOops.
I should not have laughed that loudly because I'm doing my work.
Anyway they went ahead and ate the chocolates.
L said the shells one tasted damn nice somemore.
LOL.

Here is the sequel to my multiple names.
Both ChuanMEI and ChuanHUI have dissolved gradually over the week.
But there are some hints of ChuanMei hidden within my ChuanMin.
Here goes.
"ChuanMEIN, help me photocopy.."

Sigh.
ChuanMEIN.

I'M A 1 MONTH OLD TEMP NOW!
Heez. But there are still 5 more months to endure. Hai.
And A level results are coming sooner than that.
Whatever.

Let's rant about work.
I worked OT today. Damn!
Its so BORING.
I dealed with ALL these files today.


Horrors!

I'm so dead from flipping through all these files to retrieve some papers.
GAH! Work is boring.
I want to receive my pay ASAP to keep me going on.
Hai.

Anyway!
I saw this when I was munching biscuits on thursday.


See the white specks?!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
I hope it is not worms, for god sake.
GRAH!
I think they are rice heh. But in biscuits?!
Gross.

Actually, I had nothing much to talk about.
Let's see..
How about my mode of transport!
Instead of paying 45cents, I'm stuck with $1.89 EVERYDAY.
For the rest of my 5 months at least.
I'm going to WALK to work soon. Sigh.

I had to top up my ez link every 2 days!
That's alot! In the past of paying 45cents, I can last for a month or more with $20.
GRRR.
Now I understand why adults want to sit at every possible empty seats.
Must get their money worth.

AND I don't like to sit in the train.
Even when there are a lot of empty seats available, I'm still very reluctant to sit.
Why? Siao is it?
I think it is very stressful to sit.
Heh. Sounds nutty.
It seems like an obligation to give up your seat to those who are more in need of it.
Well, I'm not here to complain about the needy people.
It is just.....

I hope you know what I mean.

COMPLAINS!
This happens when price discrimination is against me.
I love paying 45cents.

The sequel to Chuan Mei

Remeber what I told you in the previous post?

My name is changed to Chuan Mei, thanks to my team leader.

Hohum.

On friday, an interesting incident happened which changed my life for the upcoming 5 months!

This is a conversation in the office.

J (perm) : Haiyo, you all ar (temps) all looked so untidy. The hair all so messy.

Except Chuan Hui la, hair tied up one.

CM (thinking): Chuan Hui?!
J: Eh? What Chuan Hui! I always call her name wrongly. Chuan Min larh! laughs*

L (My team leader): What? What is her name? Chuan Mei or Chuan Min? (Looking at me with a funny look)

CM: Chuan MIN.

L: Then everytime I call you Chuan Mei you come here? (With a funnier look on her face) How come?

CM: Heh, never mind la. (Laughters burst out from all the temps)

Then I blushed.

DAMN. I hate this part right here.

(I suddenly thought of Nic humming this song from Pussycat dolls.)

Z (another perm): Wah, you found another friend already, A!

Same as you one. Turn red red.

CM: ... *rushes to cover face.

A: She was from the same JC as me mah, so sama sama.

(She started to turn red too.)

ARGH. I hope My team leader will call me the right name on Monday.

YAYY! NO MORE CUHAN MEI!

Wheeeee.

But Chuan HUI?!

Sigh.

Pet society~

This is 1 of the rare times that I'm actually going to do a full word post!

On a workday too!

Work is less hectic as compared to January, because it is the start of February.

But I can sense doom coming along this week as the papers start to stream in.

Ackk.

But most of the work are more or less catching up!

So am I!

I still can't believe that I'm going to be a 1-month-old temp.

Infant.

xD

SINCE this is a random post, I shall talk about random things.

As I was travelling to work every morning, I think about myself.

LOL.

What are my main characterisitcs?

- Ridiculously Long hair! Ponytail! EVERY DAY, HOUR, SECOND of my mundane life.

- Spectacles all day long, even in my sleep. Heh.

- Wears a white watch as her only accessory.

- Wears clothes for comfort, not for style.

- Thinks it is a bother to doll myself up.

Which is a shame, I think. Hai.

Ahaha!

Let me do this on... Nicole perhaps.

What are her main characterisitcs?

- Shoulder length hair! Trim trim.

- Toothy smile and grin. Super white, like Huixin.

- Adores sophisticated food.

- DB DB all day long.

- Nonsensical and wild at times, only around close friends.

- A F1 nut who is already looking forward to the start of F1 season, although it is only Feb now.

And Wanqian!

I know you will be seeing this.

Don't giggle too loud, heh.

- Super straight hair, without rebonding.

- Carries woman-ly bags, unlike those unsightly backpacks Nic and I always carry.

- Puma shoes lover. <3

- Veggies!

- Super quiet and shy. Only Nic the F1 nut can make her LOL.

And I think I shall stop this lame thing before you hit the red button at the top right hand corner.

Another random thing.

My name is OFFICIALLY changed to Chuan Mei.

HEHEH. I can't stop laughing when I think of this.

My team leader lo, calls me Chuan Mei!

And I never bother to correct her, because she might forget and call me Chuan Mei again.

BUT TODAY, my boss calls me Chuan Mei too!

NOOO!

Another mistake!

6 months of "Chuan Mei"s will make me bonkers!

I might not even react to Chuan Min anymore.

But I do agree I get to laugh for the upcoming 5 months when ever I'm being called.

Horrors.

CHUAN MEI!

CHUAN MEI!

CHUAN MEI!

......

Sigh.

I went to my uncle's restaurant yesterday again!

xD
oh boy, the place is filled with so many customers that we cannot find a seat.



4 branches already!
Although the names are funny, but they are auspicious in chinese.

Heez.
I'm bored at home doing nothing.

But I don't look forward to working too.
I doubt I'll have anymore interesting activities on next friday like all the past fridays of fun.

BOOOOO.